diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/devices/console_device.h b/src/core/file_sys/devices/console_device.h
index 6c04cf372..b5b2414e6 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/devices/console_device.h
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/devices/console_device.h
@@ -26,12 +26,6 @@ public:
     s64 read(void* buf, u64 count) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
     s64 write(const void* buf, u64 count) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
     s32 ioctl(u64 cmd, Common::VaCtx* args) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 pread(void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 pwrite(const void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 readv(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 writev(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 preadv(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 pwritev(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
     s64 lseek(s64 offset, int whence) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
     s32 fstat(Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelStat* sb) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
     s32 fsync() override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/devices/deci_tty6_device.h b/src/core/file_sys/devices/deci_tty6_device.h
index 45e078ddb..5df077430 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/devices/deci_tty6_device.h
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/devices/deci_tty6_device.h
@@ -26,12 +26,6 @@ public:
     s64 read(void* buf, u64 count) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
     s64 write(const void* buf, u64 count) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
     s32 ioctl(u64 cmd, Common::VaCtx* args) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 pread(void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 pwrite(const void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 readv(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 writev(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 preadv(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
-    s64 pwritev(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
     s64 lseek(s64 offset, int whence) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
     s32 fstat(Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelStat* sb) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
     s32 fsync() override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/devices/logger.cpp b/src/core/file_sys/devices/logger.cpp
index 0cd63a5d0..6b823863a 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/devices/logger.cpp
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/devices/logger.cpp
@@ -16,20 +16,6 @@ s64 Logger::write(const void* buf, u64 nbytes) {
     return nbytes;
 }
 
-s64 Logger::pwrite(const void* buf, u64 nbytes, s64 offset) {
-    log(static_cast<const char*>(buf), nbytes);
-    return nbytes;
-}
-
-s64 Logger::writev(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, s32 iovcnt) {
-    size_t total_written = 0;
-    for (int i = 0; i < iovcnt; i++) {
-        log(static_cast<const char*>(iov[i].iov_base), iov[i].iov_len);
-        total_written += iov[i].iov_len;
-    }
-    return total_written;
-}
-
 s32 Logger::fsync() {
     log_flush();
     return 0;
diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/devices/logger.h b/src/core/file_sys/devices/logger.h
index 84f147aa5..9399f2d93 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/devices/logger.h
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/devices/logger.h
@@ -31,11 +31,17 @@ public:
     ~Logger();
 
     s64 write(const void* buf, u64 nbytes) override;
-    s64 writev(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, s32 iovcnt) override;
-    s64 pwrite(const void* buf, u64 nbytes, s64 offset) override;
-
     s32 fsync() override;
 
+    // clang-format off
+    s64 read(void* buf, u64 count) override { DEVICE_STUB(); };
+    s32 ioctl(u64 cmd, Common::VaCtx* args) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
+    s64 lseek(s64 offset, int whence) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
+    s32 fstat(Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelStat* sb) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
+    s32 ftruncate(s64 length) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
+    s64 getdents(void* buf, u32 nbytes, s64* basep) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
+    // clang-format on
+
 private:
     void log(const char* buf, u64 nbytes);
     void log_flush();
diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/devices/nop_device.h b/src/core/file_sys/devices/nop_device.h
index 64d62bf8d..249112d3a 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/devices/nop_device.h
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/devices/nop_device.h
@@ -19,12 +19,6 @@ public:
     s64 read(void* buf, u64 count) override { return 0; };
     s64 write(const void* buf, u64 count) override { return 0; };
     s32 ioctl(u64 cmd, Common::VaCtx* args) override { return 0; };
-    s64 pread(void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override { return 0; };
-    s64 pwrite(const void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override { return 0; };
-    s64 readv(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt) override { return 0; };
-    s64 writev(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt) override { return 0; };
-    s64 preadv(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt, s64 offset) override { return 0; };
-    s64 pwritev(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt, s64 offset) override { return 0; };
     s64 lseek(s64 offset, int whence) override { return 0; };
     s32 fstat(Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelStat* sb) override { return 0; };
     s32 fsync() override { return 0; };
diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/devices/rng_device.h b/src/core/file_sys/devices/rng_device.h
index 61f939611..2a9276b1d 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/devices/rng_device.h
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/devices/rng_device.h
@@ -26,12 +26,6 @@ public:
     // clang-format off
     s64 read(void* buf, u64 count) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
     s64 write(const void* buf, u64 count) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
-    s64 pread(void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
-    s64 pwrite(const void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
-    s64 readv(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
-    s64 writev(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
-    s64 preadv(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
-    s64 pwritev(const Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelIovec* iov, int iovcnt, s64 offset) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
     s64 lseek(s64 offset, int whence) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
     s32 fstat(Libraries::Kernel::OrbisKernelStat* sb) override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
     s32 fsync() override { DEVICE_STUB(); }
diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/quasifs_inode_quasi_file.h b/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/quasifs_inode_quasi_file.h
index 941631cf7..4daab4e2a 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/quasifs_inode_quasi_file.h
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/quasifs_inode_quasi_file.h
@@ -25,8 +25,6 @@ public:
         UNREACHABLE();
     }
 
-    s64 read(void* buf, size_t count) override;
-    s64 write(const void* buf, size_t count) override;
     s64 pread(void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override;
     s64 pwrite(const void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override;
 
diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/quasifs_inode_virtualfile.h b/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/quasifs_inode_virtualfile.h
index f70ceec2d..afc863f69 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/quasifs_inode_virtualfile.h
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/quasifs_inode_virtualfile.h
@@ -19,8 +19,6 @@ public:
     //
     // Working functions
     //
-    s64 read(void* buf, size_t count) override;
-    s64 write(const void* buf, size_t count) override;
     s64 pread(void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override;
     s64 pwrite(const void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) override;
     s32 ftruncate(s64 length) override;
diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs.cpp b/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs.cpp
index b448a6462..bb172de93 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs.cpp
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs.cpp
@@ -414,6 +414,8 @@ void QFS::SyncHostImpl(partition_ptr part) {
                 continue;
             }
 
+            // this should populate **everything** immediately
+            // this is a note to self TODO:
             if (0 != this->hio_driver.Stat(entry_path, &new_inode->st)) {
                 LOG_ERROR(Kernel_Fs, "Cannot stat file: {}", entry_path.string());
                 continue;
diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs_inode_quasi_file.cpp b/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs_inode_quasi_file.cpp
index d9d518ad4..729d3fc2a 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs_inode_quasi_file.cpp
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs_inode_quasi_file.cpp
@@ -7,14 +7,6 @@
 
 namespace QuasiFS {
 
-s64 QuasiFile::read(void* buf, size_t count) {
-    return pread(buf, count, 0);
-}
-
-s64 QuasiFile::write(const void* buf, size_t count) {
-    return pwrite(buf, count, 0);
-}
-
 s64 QuasiFile::pread(void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) {
     auto size = &this->st.st_size;
     auto end_pos = offset + count;
diff --git a/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs_inode_virtualfile.cpp b/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs_inode_virtualfile.cpp
index d87de7f43..dd6c0bdce 100644
--- a/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs_inode_virtualfile.cpp
+++ b/src/core/file_sys/quasifs/src/quasifs_inode_virtualfile.cpp
@@ -7,14 +7,6 @@
 
 namespace QuasiFS {
 
-s64 VirtualFile::read(void* buf, size_t count) {
-    return pread(buf, count, 0);
-}
-
-s64 VirtualFile::write(const void* buf, size_t count) {
-    return pwrite(buf, count, 0);
-}
-
 s64 VirtualFile::pread(void* buf, size_t count, s64 offset) {
     s64 idx;
     s64 read_amt = this->data.size() - offset - count;